Wednesday, March 3, 2010

HAHA, freaking funny...

this is damn funny..

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...
 
Now, here goes...
 
 

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service in #$^&$@!......
 
Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
 
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
 
Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
 
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
 
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
 
Guest: ".....What??"
 
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"
 
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."
 
Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"
 
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
 
Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
 
Guest: "What?"
 
Room Service: "An toes. Ulai sahn toes?"
 
Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."
 
RoomService: "No?  Udo wan sahn toes???"
 
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."
 
RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"
 
Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
 

Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
 
RoomService: "We botter?"
 
Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."
 
RoomService: "Wad?!?"
 
Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
 
RoomService: "Copy?"
 
Guest: "Excuse me?"
 
RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"
 
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
 
RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"
 
Guest: "Whatever you say."
 
RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."
 
Guest: "You're welcome"
 
   

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ...... And you do, don't you!

4 comments:

  1. tht is soo freaking funny!!hahahahah

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  2. haha.. pening haku baca!

    i kena sebut kuat2 br i dapat tangkap apa dia nk ckp sebenarnye. hehe..

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  3. HA HA HA this is hilarious. good one

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  4. hehe..mampus kalau jd cust..dah jd ayam itik pulak..hik2..

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